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« en: Octubre 01, 2007, 14:53:32 »

En el desayuno la esposa le dice al marido:

---Tuve un sueño que estaba en una subasta de penes, los más chicos costaban 100 y los más grandes 500

El marido pregunta:

--- ¿Cuánto costaba uno como el mio?

---Esos se descartaban – contestó la esposa.

Al día siguiente en el desayuno el hombre le dice a su esposa:

---Tuve un sueño que estaba en una subasta de vaginas, las grandes costaban 1000 y las mas chicas y ajustadas 2000

La mujer pregunta:

---¿Cuánto costaba una como la mia?

El hombre responde

---Allí adentro es donde se hacía la subasta

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